We may be responsible for ourselves, but we're still guests of the same host. If you eat me, Master Blue's not gonna be happy! Who knows what'll happen to you then!
[Telling someone to relax never works, especially when it's from Mammon.]
I don't remember, okay? Every time I ran into them, they would suddenly disappear. Even when I was on that mountain top for seven nights, they all left me alone. I was really lucky, so how come I'm stuck with you every day in this mansion now?
With sins, dummy! Greed and pride and everythin' else. Besides, what we're after is souls. We'd do anythin' for human souls. You tempt a guy enough, and he'll give his soul to ya on a silver platter.
[Like, there's eating them flesh-wise, but souls is where it's AT]
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[Though he's saying that like he's eaten a human anytime recently which................he has not.]
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You . . . just how many people have you eaten?
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[>B)]
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[Little does he know.]
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[hehehehe]
Anyways, you met a demon before, or what? You seem to know a lot about us.
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I've met one before, all right. I've met a lot! And somehow I've been lucky enough to survive all this time.
[But now he's stuck with Mammon, who won't stop harassing him!]
They all went away after a while, so you can go, too!
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Yeah, with that attitude of yours and the way you screech, I'd say you're definitely lucky.
[A shake of the head.]
You know that the more you say something like that, the more I stick around, right?
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Why! Why can't you just leave me alone? Can't you have your fun elsewhere?
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[rip zenitsu]
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[As for him, he just finished eating. Zenitsu all but leaps out of his chair and heads for sweet escape: the door.]
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Hey, how 'bout we just talk?
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You're the one who grabbed me.
[Zenitsu could cry. He really wants to cry.]
Fine. If you have something to say, say it already!
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[He shrugs.]
Relaaaaax. [HOW CAN YOU TELL HIM TO RELAX] What kinda demons have you met, already? I'm just curious.
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I don't remember, okay? Every time I ran into them, they would suddenly disappear. Even when I was on that mountain top for seven nights, they all left me alone. I was really lucky, so how come I'm stuck with you every day in this mansion now?
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Maybe you've been a bad person. Commit any sins, lately?
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[YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE, STRANGE. SCARED DANDELION MAN]
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I may not remember much, but I definitely haven't met a demon like you before. You're still one of them, though! Because you've eaten people!
[It's so disturbing that he can't help sounding flippant about the subject. Mammon's attitude isn't helping, either.]
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Demons do a lot more than just eat people, y'know? You must have met some pretty simple ones...
[Giving demons a bad names except they already have a bad name.]
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What else do they do, then?
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[Demons have actual hobbies?]
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[Like, there's eating them flesh-wise, but souls is where it's AT]
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Is that why you're trying to do now? Tempt me? Well, it won't work. I'll never give my soul to you, you hear me!