Give him a moment to breathe out before sliding his hands off his face to stare Mammon dead in the eyes. ]
...Yeah, I'm okay. As long as you don't get involved in that sort of business, it's fine. It's better you stick with things like jewelry human bodies, alive or not.
[Just sighs. What do you expect him to do?? Denounce that stuff????]
I'm a DEMON. Sin is our thing. Most of the time, though, you guys do it pretty well on your own, including all the human organs and stuff. [He stares at Ayabe for a moment.] Anyways, I'm not even allowed on Earth most of the time anymore, so don't worry your head off.
I guess that's true. People are just like demons sometimes...
[ Sometimes worse. Sometimes it's not just in history books and on late night news, but people you know who suddenly turn into wererats. It's one thing saying it's just Mammon's nature as a demon, but that doesn't stop it from being troubling.
So he just sighs and tries to calm himself down, looking down at the book instead. ]
What'd you do to get yourself banned from Earth?
[ bc obviously not being allowed there is his fault ]
Hm. Not just anybody. I'm one of the rulers of Devildom. It'd be easy for any regular witch to summon just a low-ranking devil, but someone like me? That takes a loooooot of magical power.
Yeahhhh, at this point, that's the most likely option. Especially to kidnap all of ya from everywhere...he's one hell of a witch. And that makes me reaaaal nervous, if you ask me.
Well yeah, I don't wanna go against an angel ANY day. But witches...witches just want to mess around. Angels have rules. Witches do whatever they want. And they will use you for the stupidest things, too!
Yeah, they're still human. They're super powerful, but they're human all the same. The only trouble is if they bind ya. Though I guess that goes more for me than for you.
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[please mammon PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT FOR 2 SECONDS]
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Give him a moment to breathe out before sliding his hands off his face to stare Mammon dead in the eyes. ]
...Yeah, I'm okay. As long as you don't get involved in that sort of business, it's fine. It's better you stick with things like jewelry human bodies, alive or not.
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I'm a DEMON. Sin is our thing. Most of the time, though, you guys do it pretty well on your own, including all the human organs and stuff. [He stares at Ayabe for a moment.] Anyways, I'm not even allowed on Earth most of the time anymore, so don't worry your head off.
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I guess that's true. People are just like demons sometimes...
[ Sometimes worse. Sometimes it's not just in history books and on late night news, but people you know who suddenly turn into wererats. It's one thing saying it's just Mammon's nature as a demon, but that doesn't stop it from being troubling.
So he just sighs and tries to calm himself down, looking down at the book instead. ]
What'd you do to get yourself banned from Earth?
[ bc obviously not being allowed there is his fault ]
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[That sounds a lot like being banned, Mammon.]
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[ Still assuming this place is Earth, because there's no way he's anywhere else ]
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[Angels are the ones who have to go down.]
Well, I actually was on Earth before I woke up here...but it was a special case, though. Usually I'm just summoned by someone else.
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Can it be anybody that summons you here?
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[.............IS MASTER BLUE A WITCH]
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Master Blue must be a witch.
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[ Demons and witches seem to be on the same side of the evil spectrum ]
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That sure sounds like him. But witches- you can beat them, at least, right?
[ Kick Blue's ass, please and thanks ]
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[You can stab them, totally.]
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[ He has scissors. Rope is no match for him. ]
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Well, it would be a magic kinda bind. But I appreciate the thought.
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Oh. Well. If you tell me what to do to get rid of the binds, I'll do it.
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Well, you'd need to have magical abilities for that. You aren't magical, are ya?
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[ Magic is fake, but aren't there also plenty of stories where people don't learn that they're magic until later? ]