mammoney | PCS WITH AYABE

Do you...not know what the black market is? Seriously?

I'm hoping what I think is the black market is different than what you think, to be honest.

[ Please prove him wrong. ]

It's like where you sell contraband stuff! People will pay to the wall to get stuff over there! I mostly use the demon market, though.

[sweats as i look over at obey me canon which barely specifies anything]

Like... weapons, or organs? Are you a supplier??

[ Are you killing people or raiding hospitals for organs HOW DOES THE BLACK MARKET WORK WHAT DO DEMONS EVEN WANT ]

Uhhhh, nothin' as drastic as that, no.

[I WILL ASSUME THIS UNTIL CANON PROVES ME WRONG]

I guess, besides valuables and jewels and stuff, like...human things for the demons on our market? Y'know, there are some freaky demons out there who are big fans of humans for whatever reason. They shell out cash for their belongings or stuff they own...stuff like that. Never was into that whole business with the organs or whatever on the human side. Like, I get it, but it ain't my thing.

[ Please, canon. Ayabe was calming down as Mammon explained things, until he goes ahead and says "Like, I get it," and Ayabe just sort of buries his face in his hands. ]

...Uh? Hello? You okay, there?

[please mammon PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT FOR 2 SECONDS]

[ Mammon please he's dying here

Give him a moment to breathe out before sliding his hands off his face to stare Mammon dead in the eyes. ]

...Yeah, I'm okay. As long as you don't get involved in that sort of business, it's fine. It's better you stick with things like jewelry human bodies, alive or not.

[Just sighs. What do you expect him to do?? Denounce that stuff????]

I'm a DEMON. Sin is our thing. Most of the time, though, you guys do it pretty well on your own, including all the human organs and stuff. [He stares at Ayabe for a moment.] Anyways, I'm not even allowed on Earth most of the time anymore, so don't worry your head off.

[ YES ]

I guess that's true. People are just like demons sometimes...

[ Sometimes worse. Sometimes it's not just in history books and on late night news, but people you know who suddenly turn into wererats. It's one thing saying it's just Mammon's nature as a demon, but that doesn't stop it from being troubling.

So he just sighs and tries to calm himself down, looking down at the book instead. ]

What'd you do to get yourself banned from Earth?

[ bc obviously not being allowed there is his fault ]

I didn't get banned! Sheesh! I just can't go whenever I want to...

[That sounds a lot like being banned, Mammon.]

Mmhm. When are you allowed down to Earth? Or, I guess... what sort of situation would it be that you're here?

[ Still assuming this place is Earth, because there's no way he's anywhere else ]

Up. Up to Earth.

[Angels are the ones who have to go down.]

Well, I actually was on Earth before I woke up here...but it was a special case, though. Usually I'm just summoned by someone else.

[ Right. Got to summon demons with magic circles and ancient tomes. ]

Can it be anybody that summons you here?

Hm. Not just anybody. I'm one of the rulers of Devildom. It'd be easy for any regular witch to summon just a low-ranking devil, but someone like me? That takes a loooooot of magical power.

[.............IS MASTER BLUE A WITCH]

[ Mammon is a ruler. Ayabe just sort of stares at him when he says that, but. Moving on... ]

Master Blue must be a witch.

Yeahhhh, at this point, that's the most likely option. Especially to kidnap all of ya from everywhere...he's one hell of a witch. And that makes me reaaaal nervous, if you ask me.

What's so scary about a witch? I thought demons and angels are the ones going against each other. Or, at least that's how stories always depict it.

[ Demons and witches seem to be on the same side of the evil spectrum ]

Well yeah, I don't wanna go against an angel ANY day. But witches...witches just want to mess around. Angels have rules. Witches do whatever they want. And they will use you for the stupidest things, too!

[ Master Blue is definitely a witch. ]

That sure sounds like him. But witches- you can beat them, at least, right?

[ Kick Blue's ass, please and thanks ]

Yeah, they're still human. They're super powerful, but they're human all the same. The only trouble is if they bind ya. Though I guess that goes more for me than for you.

[You can stab them, totally.]

If Master Blue shows his face, I'm counting on you to defeat him, then. If he binds you, I'll cut you free.

[ He has scissors. Rope is no match for him. ]

[A-ah, wow...this level of belief in him and his abilities...]

Well, it would be a magic kinda bind. But I appreciate the thought.

[ Isn't Mammon one of the rulers of Devildom?? More people should have more belief in him and his abilities. ]

Oh. Well. If you tell me what to do to get rid of the binds, I'll do it.

[You'd be surprised...................]

Well, you'd need to have magical abilities for that. You aren't magical, are ya?

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